By the time I got up, it was
past 4. An hour late for the
party. I didn’t notice Tricia,
Jegede, Kosi, Williams and
Tricia’s friend outside. I
rushed to the bathroom,
brushed my teeth, my bath
and then rushed out. When I
checked my phone, I had
like 39 missed calls from an
unknown number but I
didn’t care to dial back. I
rushed over my dressed,
putting on a blue tux and
white trouser with a
matching bow tie and shoe.
I knew and looking good
overall and assessment on
myself was 100% and I
couldn’t stop looking at
myself on the mirror. I left
the room, locked the door
behind me and made sure I
didn’t forget anything.
Was surprised when I saw
Williams and Jegede. The
three of us were dressed on
the same style. We had sew
it when we wanted to travel
to Benin for a function but
didn’t travel again and it
was the first time we were
wearing it together. My
phone rang again and I
answered.
Caller: Are we gonna wait
for you all day?
Me: Pardon?
Caller: The celebrant is
waiting for you to cut the
cake.
Me: Oh! Am so sorry
Caller: Sorry for yourself…
Get your a-s to this place
now
Me: Hey, whosoever you
might be, I have dignity and
self respect. Don’t get me
infuriated
Caller: Excuse me?
Me: Am shutting you down. I
don’t take s–t from anyone.
The party can go to hell
Caller: Till you get yourself
here
Me: Get lost!!
I cut the call and joined the
rest. We took a lot of
pictures with our phones till
we felt satisfied. That it was
okay and time to go.
Williams came with his car,
so he was to take Jegede
and Tricia along while I
carried Kosi and Matilda,
Tricia’s friend. While I was
asleep, Williams and the rest
fixed a plate number on the
car and tore off all the
nylons sealed on it. I took
the lead while Williams
drove behind.
Me: Matilda you look sexy on
your gown Matilda: You too.
You are looking great
Me: Yours is seductive… I
can’t control my urge again
Matilda: I don’t understand
Me: I feel like stripping you
off and banging you hard.
Kosi gave me a hateful glare
but I pretended like I didn’t
notice. She was sat on the
front seat.
Matilda: You don’t mean it
Me: You want to feel it?
Matilda: We just met today
Me: What other formal
introduction do you want? I
have got condoms in my
back pocket.
Matilda: Ain’t we making
someone jealous?
Me: Freedom of speech dey
I looked at Kosi and knew it
was obvious that she was
fed up and would burst up
any sooner
Matilda: Then we are gonna
hit it hard then Me: Sure.
Matilda: Gimme your
number
Me: Later
Kosi interrupted.
Kosi: I think its high time
you stepped down from this
car
Matilda: Am sorry… You took
it so personal
Me: Don’t mind her jare…
We didn’t say any other
thing and drove on in
silence until we got to the
place. I was missing my
other crew in the other car
and was imagining the kind
of gist that will be going on.
We pulled up at the venue
and we took the ladies one
by one. I got hold of Matilda
while Tricia and Williams
entangled. Jegede was
pleased to have Kosi
because she was the
prettiest. Someone was
there to direct us to where
the party was taking place.
We got there and got all
attentions to ourselves. We
were like the “Boys Before
Flower” guys and those
present were like like… Who
are this people?
Someone quickly came and
ushered us to the VVIP seat,
which was decorated with
lots of drinks and wine.
Fifteen minutes after we
were seated with all the
girls behind lurking for our
attentions, the light went off
and a background music
came up…
USHER: Behold her majesty….
The Queen…. The princess
and the Malificient one.
She walked up to the stage
gracefully, like the princess
she was regarded as. She
was looking perfectly
beautiful. Infact, she was
perfection itself and for the
first time… I fell in LOVE
USHER: May we now invite
the Celebrant boyfriend to
come and sit beside her on
stage…
Everywhere went lukewarm
and silent as we waited and
looked around for the
boyfriend to join her on
stage..
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